- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

One, two, three, four and five

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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