- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

LeBron in the fourth quarter

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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