- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Roses are red, yup.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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