- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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