Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Hi

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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