- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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