- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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