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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Rebecca Black's career.

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