Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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