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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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