Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

penis in the camel

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Worms don't like apples.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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