- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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