- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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