- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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