- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Dead girls can't say no.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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