- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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