- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

An Asian with a big dick.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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