Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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