- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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