what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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womens rights.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Phew... it's gone.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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