- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

knock knock? come in

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Refridgerator.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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