- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, yup.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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