- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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