- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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