- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Once, I went to Peru.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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