What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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