Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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