Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Why? Why not?

deez nuts

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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