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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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