Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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