*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Want to hear a joke? No.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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