Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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read this sentence again.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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