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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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