Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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