- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Jimmy Saville

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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