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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Poop...

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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