- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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