- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Weaner

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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