What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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