What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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