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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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