- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

. . I am a whale

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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