- Anti Joke

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Jimmy Saville

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)