like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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deez nuts

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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