Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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