Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Hello

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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