- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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