Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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