- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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