- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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