Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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