There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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