- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Why are white people white? I don't know

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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