A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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