How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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