- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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