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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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