moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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