- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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