- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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