What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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