- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

antonio has a penis head.lol

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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