yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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