- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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