- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's better than a stick? A stone

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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