What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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