What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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