- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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