Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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