What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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