Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A man goes to the potty.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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