- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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