- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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