Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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