- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's blue? The sky.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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