- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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