- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Once, I went to Peru.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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